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My jokes videos!
Transcript:

Want fun? Joke? For sure many people are exciting...

First joke:

Teacher: Why are you late?

Student: Because of the sign.

Teacher: What sign?

Student: The one that says. "School Ahead, Go Slow."

Second Joke:

One day, many students go to class. Teacher ask for homework and teacher collect homework. Only one student forget homework. Teacher say, "Well, lunch detention for you." Student: Nah, dont worry, my insurance will cover for me.

Third Joke:

Unknown: What do you call it when people put names on the back of sports shirts?

Unknown #2: CC

Unknown: No, I meant what's call it when people put names on the back of sports shirts?

Unknown #2: Like I say, CC! Clothes Captioning!

Fourth Joke:

Teacher: Now, tell me, do you say prayers before eating dinner?

Student: No, I dont have to, because my mom is a good cook.

Fifth Joke:

One day a certain lady was driving on the Highway. She frequently checked her speed gauge to make sure she stayed within the speed limit. However, when she looked into her rear mirror, much to her dismay, she saw a police car not far behind! And, to make matters worse, the police car turned on his flashing lights. She thought to herself, "Uh-oh, what have I done now? I'm not speeding. I'm not drinking. I have my seat belt on! I have kept up my license dues and everything!" So, she pulled over and the police car pulled over to the side right behind her car. She drove her car slowly to a stop, slowly rolled down the window, and prepared for a ticket when she knew she didn't deserve it.

A policeman walked up to her window, and spoke to her. The lady pointed to her ear and shook her head, meaning she was deaf. The policeman smiled slightly and wrote, "I know. I'm here to tell you that your horn is stuck."

Sixth Joke:

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer." the man began, "I can explain,". "Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back..." "But officer, I just wanted to say...." "And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!" A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief is at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back." "Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."

Seventh Joke:

A police recruit was asked during the exam, "What would you do if youhad to arrest your own mother?"

He said: "Call for backup."

Eighty Joke:

A really nerd man, was speeding. What? A nerd speeding? (OMG)

A cop pulls a young guy over:"Hello officer" said the smart aleck kid.

"Young man, did you see that stop sign?" asked the cop.

"Yup, but I didn't see you!"

Nineth Joke:

Two high school student forget to study for extremely exam today morning. They got idea, they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire. Teacher say, "All-right." They feel very relief. So, they start study so hard. Then ready go to school. They passed this teacher, teacher ask if everything's allright. Both student say, "Oh Yeah!!" With huge smile. Teacher says, "Very well, see you at afternoon for exam, then." Afternoon, they go to teacher's office and start do the exam. Teacher give them paper each. Then they flip it, and notice only 1 question. And question say, "Which tire was flat?"

Final Joke
One day a young boy says to his father: I want to get married.

Father: Oh, so do you have someone special in your mind? Boy: Yes...Grandma

Father: What? There is a problem now; you want to marry my Mother?

Boy: Why not? You married my mother

Seem like it is all! No? More? Oh boy... Ok, Ok, I will tell more jokes at next week, ok? Please paitent. =D I need to rest. Thank you. =D

-AJR